sunshine0221's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reader Comments Reader Comments If you have not been reading my Notes and Guestbook, you have been missing out on some comments that are way funnier than anything I have ever written. For example, I received this note regarding my last entry from the ever-lovely and so funny it should be illegal hissandtell : "But ... Pontiac is also a variety of potato. So if you say "Pontiac Vibe", people will assume that you're referring to some primitive hand-hewn Irish sex aid wrought from edible tubers, that you can have fun with first and then make into a tasty stew. At least, that's what I'd think. Love, R xxx" I will never look at potatoes, or stew the same way again. And this short but sweet entry in my guestbook from idiomatic: "You should get a Probe to go with the Vibe." made me fall off my chair laughing. It also gave me an image of cars having sex which I am hoping to erase from mind real soon. And last but not least an email from the Mom, who as you can probably tell, used to be an English teacher: Wonderful entry! No typos! Oh, it so makes me want you to have it. And isn't it classy and perky? It reminds me of Teeny -- the energy Love, Ma P.S. How do you know about sexual aids? Dear Mom, Thank you for your kind words. I used up my 2004 typo quota sometime last October, but never fear I shall produce a whole new batch of them in 2005. You are welcome to drive my Vibe, but you have to promise not to park it next to a Probe, because you know, car sex. And I know nothing about sexual aids, or sex. I have just read about them in books. Really. Love, P.S. Happy New Year! 4:02 p.m. - January 01, 2005 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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