sunshine0221's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Dream Car Sounds Like a Sexual Aid My Dream Car Sounds Like a Sexual Aid
I don't know how I decided that my dream car is a Pontiac Vibe, but I did. It has cargo room. It's sporty. I want one. So when serendipitiously my rental car in Sacramento was a Vibe, I was thrilled. Now I know that not only does it look good, it is fun to drive. The only real issue, other than, like having the money to get one, and I didn't realize this until I started writing my journal entry about my trip, is that the name of the car is also the name of a sexual aid. If I get one, I am going to have to always include the "Pontiac" when I am talking about my car, and even that may not prevent numerous embarassing sexual aid'y misunderstandings. For example: "Hey! How do you like my new Vibe?" "Want a ride in my new Vibe?" "Hey! I got a new Vibe! It's red!" "Want to get some friends together and we can check out my new Vibe?" As you can see, the opportunities for misunderstanding are great, and adding the "Pontiac" before the "Vibe" only helps a little. But I still want one.
10:51 p.m. - December 30, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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