sunshine0221's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't Ever Let Your Car Read Your Journal Don't Ever Let Your Car Read Your Journal Dear Crystal (name of my car), I know I've been writing about wanting a red Pontiac Vibe, and I know you have been a good car for many years, and I know I have been seriously considering trading you in for a younger model, but did you have to stall half a block away from the house this morning, in the middle of a busy street with no parking on either side, in an ice storm? I mean, what if the nice highway patrolman, and the guy in the sheriff's car hadn't come along right after you stalled and stayed behind you to keep the other cars from smooshing us? And you do realize I have used up my annual quota of AAA rescues on you, and that there is a lot of year left right? And what's with being perfectly fine after you were towed to the car doctor? Again. I bet they're starting to think I have Automobile Munchausen Syndrome. And while we're at it, you're a car so you probably don't understand, but I need to get to work so I can buy you nice premium gas and oil changes, and I need you to take me there, okay? In conclusion, I plan on leaving you for another car as soon as I can. We've been growing apart. I don't think you understand me anymore, and other cars are starting to look really attractive to me. Yours Truly, Lauren 11:48 p.m. - January 03, 2005 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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