sunshine0221's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Mother Of All Darwin Awards The Mother Of All Darwin Awards Subtitle - Why I Am Still Single Warning! The following entry is rated NC-17, for well, stuff in it. Read at your own risk. I was chatting with a friend on ICQ the other evening, and got a message from a guy I had never talked with before. We began to converse, and right at the beginning of the conversation he asked me if I had heard about the guy and the horse in Washington. I had not, but I immediately googled it and found a couple of articles about an unfortunate man who expired after having sex with a horse. Now I have a couple of thoughts on this issue: 1. Who brings up a fatal horsesex incident right away when they first meet someone? I am sure that Miss Manners would emphatically disapprove. 2. Who bonks horses? I mean really, does NOT seem like a good idea. 3. What did they SAY at the dude's funeral? I know if I had been there I would have been completely unable to stifle my hysterical laughter. 4. If there is a place we go after we die, and there is someone screening people at the door, HOW IS THIS GUY GOING TO EXPLAIN HOW HE DIED???? And then last night, while still giggling about the whole thing. I discussed the incident with my friend Mags. Who is British and very funny. And he incited more uncontrollable giggling by noting that since there seems to be interest in this sort of thing, we should immediately reserve the www.whoamitryingtokid-comehereseabiscuityahunkahunkaburninglove.com domain before someone else gets it. 10:23 p.m. - July 27, 2005 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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