sunshine0221's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I�m Not saying Anything Til I Talk To My Attorney I�m Not saying Anything Til I Talk To My Attorney! Guest Entry by Spike So, let�s say that maybe I�m over at Grandma�s, and I notice that there is a bag of catfood on the table by the front door. Which is there for Morris, the stray cat mom feeds. I think it�s because she feels guilty that she took him to the vet for an �operation�. Mom also got me the same �operation�. Wonder what she has against testicles? Anyway let�s say maybe I�m hungry. Which I often am. I�m a cat. It�s my job to eat and sleep. So I grab the bag of cat food, drag it into grandma�s living room and hunker down for a snack. Then I notice there are FISH hanging from under her staircase FISH! They don�t smell like real fish, but they look like they would be fun to play with. So I climbed up on top of the bicycle that�s also under the stairs, and started to play with the fish. [Editor�s note: It�s a fish mobile] And then I don�t know what happened. The bike tipped over and knocked over two lamps!!! It made a BIG noise. It was really scary. And I� ummmm� kinda peed myself. So Grandma comes over to see what the big noise was and she found: 1. Bicycle tipped over. 2. On top of two tipped over lamps. 3. With cat food scattered everywhere (from my snack bag). 4. And cat pee. 5. Me nearby looking nonchalant. She called Mom over to see because she couldn�t figure out what happened. I was standing there looking really innocent, so I don�t think she suspected me. So if anyone asks, a strange monster got into the house, knocked everything over, and peed. That�s my story and I�m sticking to it. 1:24 p.m. - October 09, 2003 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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