sunshine0221's Diaryland Diary
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Pimp My Cat Tree
Pimp My Cat Tree
A few weeks ago, I purchased a mighty fine cat tree on ebay. It has seven levels, two tunnels, and a hammock. Spike and Teeny love it - it is now covered in catnip, hunks of Spike fur, and the main lounging level now has a stain that looks suspiciously like cat hork.
Teeny enjoying his hammock, with SATAN EYES!
Teeny and Spike in the Cat Tree, with Spike looking pissed that Teeny gave him ringworm on his face.
Since I admittedly watch too much of the TV, I know what to do. I am going to pitch my idea to MTV, and then when the fabulous Pimp My Cat Tree show debuts, I will of course be the first recipient of a professional cat tree pimping. And if for some reason, MTV passes on my show idea, there is always Monster Cat Tree.
Artistic photo accidentally taken with camera setting for people who know something about photography. Note the TV reflection in the window. I think it's Jon Stewart.
I'm thinking that we could add on to the sides, and of course go all the way to the ceiling. Maybe add a cat-activated 'nip dispenser, and have the hanging toys automatically swing. And if I don't have to move a wall or two to make room for my newly pimped out cat tree, it's just not pimped out enough.
Again with the eyes. And the ringworm. Which is much better now.
And while we are pimping anyway, I also want to Pimp My TiVo Remote, Pimp My Refrigerator, and maybe even Pimp My Bathroom. Because you can never be too rich or too pimped.
9:27 p.m. - February 17, 2005
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