sunshine0221's Diaryland Diary

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December 09, 2007 - I Don't Know
June 02, 2007 - The Saga of the Unopenable Handbag
February 20, 2007 - I Am Marrying a Man I Met on the Internet
December 14, 2006 - Guest Entry!
December 09, 2006 - Dear Santa
December 04, 2006 - Wimpy
December 03, 2006 - Mousepants!
December 01, 2006 - Humiliation
November 08, 2006 - There Was Excitement In My Bedroom Last Night
October 01, 2006 - Portland, Part 1
September 19, 2006 - Best Excuse Ever for Missing Weight Watchers
August 31, 2006 - The British Olympics
August 14, 2006 - Transcript of Actual Phone Call to Capital One
August 01, 2006 - Millie Has Testicles!
July 12, 2006 - Travels With the Mom
June 25, 2006 - Do NOT, I Repeat, Do NOT Mess With the Travel Gods
May 21, 2006 - New Job, Another UTI, and Of Course Some TMI
April 27, 2006 - Kelly Gave Me Elephant Butts and Made Me Cry
April 16, 2006 - Happy Easter!!
April 15, 2006 - MY EYES!!
April 13, 2006 - Convict Calling
April 12, 2006 - Starting Today
March 13, 2006 - Bad Week, Bad!
February 24, 2006 - Not June Cleaver
February 14, 2006 - The Not So Valentine's Days'y Entry
January 26, 2006 - Cute Stuff the Cats Did, and Leopard Necrophilia
January 23, 2006 - Best Album Cover Ever
January 12, 2006 - Wesley Come Home
January 09, 2006 - 2005 Accomplishment
January 03, 2006 - Happy New Year
December 30, 2005 - You're welcome
December 26, 2005 - Chris, Call Me
December 18, 2005 - Cat Care Instructions
October 30, 2005 - Timewastey Things I Have Done Recently Instead of Mature, Responsible Stuff I Should Have Been Doing
October 27, 2005 - I Bet You Didn't Have Your Friend's Husband Who is Also Your Banker Arrested Last Sunday
October 17, 2005 - The Exciting Entry About My Kitchen Floor
October 15, 2005 - I Wish I Could Say
October 13, 2005 - Deliveries in Rear
October 02, 2005 - The One About the Amish Farmer and the Poop
September 29, 2005 - The Penis Cake
September 21, 2005 - Letting Your Bird Go
September 14, 2005 - Humpy Humpy
September 08, 2005 - Dilettante Projects I Want to Start But Really Shouldn't
September 08, 2005 - Irreplaceable
August 26, 2005 - The Entry Where I Have Breakfast AND a New Car
August 19, 2005 - OMG!
August 16, 2005 - Words To Live By
August 08, 2005 - Road Trip, Part 2
August 07, 2005 - Road Trip, Part 1!
August 05, 2005 - Hork!
July 31, 2005 - Millionaire Businessman Seeks Playmate
July 30, 2005 - I Hate Auto Parts, also Inappropriate Crush of the Week
July 27, 2005 - The Mother Of All Darwin Awards
July 22, 2005 - Doh!
July 21, 2005 - Real Entry Coming Soon!
July 13, 2005 - I Am Behind, So Sue Me
July 07, 2005 - Why I Hate the 4th of July and Love Extension Cords
July 05, 2005 - Coming Soon! 4th of July Edition!
June 29, 2005 - How To Design a Yard Sale Poster
June 26, 2005 - A Guest Entry
June 24, 2005 - Damn I'm Boring
June 16, 2005 - How To Be a Dilettante
June 13, 2005 - amish no pictures steals soul
June 05, 2005 - I Almost Got Killed by a Tornado Last Night
May 30, 2005 - Is My Face Red?
May 26, 2005 - How To Boil Water
May 25, 2005 - Best Action Figure Ever
May 20, 2005 - I Have a Shameful Secret
May 17, 2005 - How To Tell Your Dear Friend You Wanted Karma Soap and She Got You Karma Bathmelts
May 15, 2005 - Lauren's Refrigerator!
May 14, 2005 - How To Put Up Curtains
May 11, 2005 - Lalalalalalalalala
May 10, 2005 - Patience Lost
May 03, 2005 - More Randomness
April 28, 2005 - In My Humble Opinion
April 26, 2005 - Is the Backside of the Mirror Easy to Mount?
April 21, 2005 - Cat Update
April 20, 2005 - Cat!
April 17, 2005 - Garden Porn, Etc.
April 14, 2005 - Lauren's House - Now 100% Testicle Free!
April 10, 2005 - Freudian Typos
April 08, 2005 - Lauren A to Z
April 03, 2005 - To Do April 2, 2005
April 01, 2005 - Where Orange Juice Comes From
March 28, 2005 - Updates and Photos
March 27, 2005 - The Spawn of Satan Strikes Back, and also Easter Bread
March 24, 2005 - Things That Go Through My Head While I Am On Hold for 45 Minutes Waiting to Speak With a Cable Company Service Representative
March 21, 2005 - I Am Going to Hell, and It's Delicious
March 20, 2005 - Thing I Fear
March 08, 2005 - Things That Make Me Happy
March 04, 2005 - Warning ! This Entry Contains Graphic Images
March 03, 2005 - Coming Soon!
February 26, 2005 - I Want To have Bill Gates' Babies
February 22, 2005 - Famous!
February 17, 2005 - Pimp My Cat Tree
February 13, 2005 - The Obligatory Valentine's Day Entry
February 11, 2005 - Paging Dr. Phil!
February 07, 2005 - Get Off the Counter You Spawn of Satan!
February 03, 2005 - Music!
February 01, 2005 - In My Next Life I am Going To Be Organized
January 30, 2005 - You Probably Had To Be There
January 26, 2005 - I'm Too Sexy For...
January 22, 2005 - Fitness Quest
January 15, 2005 - Amish in the City
January 08, 2005 - Work Anecdotes and a Baby Hippo
January 03, 2005 - Don't Ever Let Your Car Read Your Journal
January 01, 2005 - Reader Comments
December 30, 2004 - My Dream Car Sounds Like a Sexual Aid
December 28, 2004 - The Amazing Race, Part 2
December 26, 2004 - The Amazing Race
December 21, 2004 - California Here I Come
December 19, 2004 - Writer's Block
December 16, 2004 - Stupid Things I Have Not Done
December 16, 2004 - Oh My God - You Killed Humpy. You Bastard!
December 15, 2004 - I Got Nothing
December 14, 2004 - Exercise is Evil and Causes Cat Fights
December 12, 2004 - Kwanzaa Cakes and Life-Switches
December 12, 2004 - Bad TV - the Gift That Keeps On Giving
December 10, 2004 - Why W's and R's are Important
December 09, 2004 - Nothing to See Here!
December 08, 2004 - Introducing Teeny!
November 12, 2004 - Well At Least I'm Wearing Pants
October 27, 2004 - This One's For the Dogs
September 15, 2004 - Thanks Kelly, I'm Wearing a Depends
August 30, 2004 - It's Heartwarming!
August 24, 2004 - The ADD Entry
July 10, 2004 - Lauren the Houseplant Slayer
June 23, 2004 - Mamas Don't let Your Babies Grow Up to be Salespeople
June 16, 2004 - L is for Love
June 03, 2004 - C is for Cat. And Chipmunk.
May 29, 2004 - Stuff I want
May 23, 2004 - Dream Jobs
May 15, 2004 - Too Busy Panicking to Have a Good Title For This Entry
April 27, 2004 - Don't Be Cheap
April 18, 2004 - Adventuregrrl!
April 17, 2004 - Putting the Not in Not Martha
April 16, 2004 - Extreme Makeover, Life Edition
April 12, 2004 - It's a Mad, Mad House
April 12, 2004 - Cat Entry # 2387
March 26, 2004 - I'm Having a Journaling Slump But I Have a Good Excuse
March 19, 2004 - My Very First Friday Five
March 10, 2004 - There's a Purse In My Litterbox!
January 30, 2004 - This One's For the Stats
January 24, 2004 - Is It All In the Name?
January 16, 2004 - I Vote For Big
January 13, 2004 - Ebay Schmebay
January 08, 2004 - Yet Another Cat Entry
January 07, 2004 - Top 8 Good Things That Have Happened So Far This Year
December 28, 2003 - Someday
December 19, 2003 - That�s How They Kill the Ducks, They Give Them Water
December 14, 2003 - I Am So Going To Hell
December 11, 2003 - The Night Nurse is Under the Covers in a Coma
December 10, 2003 - You Would Think I'd Look Like Calista Flockhart
December 07, 2003 - Bite Me Trading Spaces
December 05, 2003 - Gah!
December 03, 2003 - Call Me Martha
December 02, 2003 - Reality Bites
December 01, 2003 - It's Quiet
October 13, 2003 - Girl's Days
October 12, 2003 - Not a Guest Entry!
October 09, 2003 - I�m Not saying Anything Til I Talk To My Attorney
October 03, 2003 - Guest Entry by Kelly
September 07, 2003 - Attack of the Purple People
September 06, 2003 - I Should've Been a Drug Dealer
August 14, 2003 - The Garbage Disposal Entry
July 16, 2003 - Twelve Things I Learned This Week
July 07, 2003 - Surprise!
June 29, 2003 - Guest Entry by Buffy
June 25, 2003 - Thanks for Nagging, Kelly
May 29, 2003 - Be Careful what You Wish For
May 18, 2003 - Tomatoes, and Peppers, and Herbs, Oh My!
May 13, 2003 - The Last...
May 10, 2003 - No Place Like Home
May 01, 2003 - My Exciting Life
April 16, 2003 - This Old House
April 10, 2003 - Serendipity, Yo
April 09, 2003 - I�ll Take Top Six Reasons I�m a Bit Cranky for 0, Alex
April 08, 2003 - It's My Anniversary - Almost!
March 30, 2003 - Funny Things
March 25, 2003 - Sewers and Dreams
March 24, 2003 - Doomed
March 20, 2003 - O is for Oops
February 12, 2003 - Guilty Pleasures
January 28, 2003 - Sommes-nous l� encore?
January 25, 2003 - The Untitled Entry
January 17, 2003 - Tabula Rasa
January 14, 2003 - Help I've Lost My Fun!
January 03, 2003 - Spike Update
January 02, 2003 - A Soft Place To fall
December 30, 2002 - Spikey
December 28, 2002 - My New Year�s Resolutions � NOT!
December 23, 2002 - 2002, The Year in Review
December 16, 2002 - It's a Cat Soap Opera!
December 14, 2002 - My Tivo Doesn't Think I'm Gay
December 07, 2002 - Cool Jeans
December 01, 2002 - Fear, Itself
November 25, 2002 - Oh Deer!
November 19, 2002 - The Poseidon Adventure Part 3
November 16, 2002 - The Poseidon Adventure Part 2
November 14, 2002 - The Poseidon Adventure Part 1
October 30, 2002 - *Expletive Deleted*
October 29, 2002 - I'm a Dog Person Dammit!!!
October 27, 2002 - Passion
October 24, 2002 - Blame It On Ear Mites
October 21, 2002 - Shopping Goddesses Unite!
October 15, 2002 - Random Ramblings Part 3
October 14, 2002 - Tivo Trauma
October 09, 2002 - Paging Ranty McWhiny
October 01, 2002 - The Book Entry
September 27, 2002 - Congratulations it's a Spike!
September 18, 2002 - One Good Day
September 10, 2002 - Windfall!
August 29, 2002 - Revenge of the Baby Zucchini's
August 27, 2002 - Three Cops and a Bat
August 21, 2002 - I'm Not Really an Addict, I Can Stop Whenever I Want To
August 11, 2002 - Sunburn and Spinning Rooms
August 08, 2002 - Next Time I'll Bring a Toothbrush
August 04, 2002 - Mom
July 22, 2002 - Frogs and Epiphanies
July 21, 2002 - Dad
July 04, 2002 - Feelings
June 20, 2002 - Things That Make Me Go Eeek!
June 11, 2002 - A Day In the Life
May 15, 2002 - True Love
May 08, 2002 - Sukup for Governor