sunshine0221's Diaryland Diary
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Son Of Stuff On My Cat
Son of Stuff On My Cat
Okay, first thing you need to do is go read Muffin’s entry about stuff on the very lovely Shell Glickman. Shell is a very pretty cat, and Teeny says he would so be on a plane to go see her except he has no testicles.
Then Spikey started to feel left out, and wanted to point out that he is damn good at being photographed with stuff on him too!
After a hard day of lying around, and eating, a guy just has to relax you know?
Spike with beer, a travel pack of Dr. Hauschka products, a Guns n' Roses CD, and some bath salts.
I got tagged by the lovely Livia, and here are my answers:
If I could be a mortician...
I would be a damn good one. I would make sure that all of my clients were snazzily dressed, with attractive hair and makeup. Unless it was someone I don’t like. Then I would be all about the garish blue eyeshadow and accidentally forgetting to include all their body parts.
If I could be a TV network programmer and scheduler...
Now this is easy. First of all there would be a Joss Whedon network showing Joss Whedon shows 24/7. And in between the new, incredibly cool shows that Joss would develop – Buffy, Angel, and Firefly reruns.
If I could be a person inside the Mickey Mouse suit at Disneyland…
I would have a good time with it. I would make funny (occasionally rude) gestures at people behind their backs and sneak onto the rides too.
If I could be a waiter/waitress...
Again, I would be a good one. I would make sure that everyone had water, and freshly refilled coffee. I would hopefully also be working at a sushi restaurant and free sushi would be one of my benefits. Free sushi!!!
If I could be an accountant...
Now this one just cracks me up. I haven’t balanced my checkbook since 1984, think that “budget” is a four letter word, and last but not least that “close” is quite good enough. I just don’t have the personality type to spend $100 of my time trying to resolve a $5 discrepancy. So in other words, if you like things balanced to the penny, you would not want to hire me.
10:44 p.m. - July 12, 2005
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