sunshine0221's Diaryland Diary
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The Penis Cake
The Penis Cake
You know the time when Tahmi Name Withheld imbibed so much alcohol that I had to drop her off at home and take her car to my house so could pick it up when she was sobered up feeling better? And her husband didn't see the car so he called me to ask where she was at 4 am and it turns out Tahmi was in bed with him the whole time, probably rendered invisible by the alcohol fumes?
Now that was embarrassing, but not nearly as much so as the Penis Cake. I need to use a whole boatload of pseudonyms here because some of the people involved so not wish to be publicly associated with the Penis Cake.
A friend of mine, whose name will not be mentioned, has a stepson whose mother is totallya tad bit repressive with him. When he at Friend Whose Name Will Not Be Mentioned�s house, he gets to express himself and well, he does. Like last year for his birthday he requested a testicle cake. I do not have pictures of this at this time, but have requested them. This year stepson wanted a Penis Cake.
Friend Whose Name Will Not Be Mentioned (FWNWNBM)�s mother somehow acquired the responsibility for the making of the cake. FWNWNBM�s mother is very sweet and kind, and the last person one would expect to be making cakes in the likeness of male sexual organs. The Mom and I went shopping with FWNWNBM�s mom on the eve before the baking of the Penis Cake. And the following occurred while we were dining at the Olive Garden:
Server: Can I get you ladies any dessert?
FWNWNBM�s Mom: No thank you, I have been eating a lot of cake lately.
Me: Because she is experimenting with the perfect recipe for a PENIS CAKE.
Server: (sits down) Tell me about the Penis Cake! A bunch of us want to write a book called Waitress Stories and this should so be in it!
We proceeded to share all of the gory details about the engineering of the Penis Cake and the challenges of making sure the cake is firm (bwah!) enough so that it will not fall apart once it is assembled.
The next day stepson�s Penis Cake was completed and even included bonus testicles with candles in them!
Daughter of FWNWNBM Doing I Am Not Sure What to the Penis Cake
The Frosting of the Penis Cake
The Creator of the Penis Cake is on the Right
The Birthday Boy and his Penis Cake
Penis Cake, Testicles, and Candles
The Lighting of the Penis Cake
P.S. One more thing I need to add - when I asked FWNWNBM�s mom how realistic she was going to make the cake, she said, "Very realistic." Now either I have been leading a way too sheltered life, or FWNWNBM�s mom was very optimistic when she made the cake. Just felt the need to point that out.
10:02 p.m. - September 29, 2005
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