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Where Orange Juice Comes From

Where Orange Juice Comes From, and I Need New Depression Coping Skills

I happened to catch a few moments of Semi Homemade Cooking With Sandra Lee the other day. Sandy was macerating some frozen blueberries, and after adding some fresh orange zest, she said, and I quote, "And instead of using orange juice, I am just squeezing this stuff out of the oranges I zested."


In other news, I have been feeling a bit blue. I'm not sure why, and the only reason I'm mentioning it is that I am pissed off that I am not one of those people who stops eating or cleans when they are depressed. My coworker has cleaning frenzies when she is SICK. If she were sick AND depressed, I am sure she would cook, clean, and build an addition on her house.

Me, not so much. I go for the comfort food. And the not cleaning. I surround myself with chocolate. I've been eating everything with spoons for three days because I can't be arsed to run the dishwasher, and I will have to be naked tomorrow unless I do some laundry.



Two conversations that happened today at work:

#1
Me: Hey do you know what they're building across the street?
Coworker: No, It was going to be a Dairy Queen, but they couldn't get financing.
Me: I'm kinda glad. It would be not such a good thing.
Coworker: Oh yes it would! We could get hotdogs and ice cream and snacks whenever we want.
*pause*
Coworker: And get so fat we don't fit through the door.
Me: Exactly.

#2
Me: Hey Coworker! Come see this cool couch we are going to be selling!!
Boss: You said the C word!! We never say the C word. Do not ever say the C word!
Me: You mean couch?
Boss: You said it again!! We say SOFA. We do not use the C word. The C word is bad. We do not sell C words - we sell SOFAS
Me: Got it. Don't say couch.
Boss: You said it again!
Me: Sorry.



And in conclusion, I may be depressed, have used the bad C word, and have no forks or clean clothes, but at least I know where orange juice comes from.

8:54 p.m. - April 01, 2005

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