sunshine0221's Diaryland Diary
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am clb eda aid ho
am clb eda aid ho
You know how your Google Toolbar keeps track of your most recent searches? I was being lazy, and instead of typing in what I was looking for (I think it was for either "dooce" or "miss doxie" - both wonderful journals you should definitely check out), I just used the drop down history. And this is one of my saved searches - am clb eda aid ho. What the hell? What could I have been looking for? What is the bloody blazes is an am clb eda aid ho???. My only explanation is that I have multiple personality disorder, and one of my other selves has a thing for a very specific variety of ho.
Now that my new job is, well, not so new anymore, I should write about it. I am working for a company that sells health and beauty products. Yes, I spend half of my paychecks on cool, nice-smelling things, but I also get a hefty discount, so it really would be criminal to not purchase essential oils, natural bug spray, and a plethora of handy roll-on relief products right?
Recent job crises I have dealt with:
Clogged toilet in the ladies room. If it had been the men's room, would have been much less of a crisis. As a result of aforementioned clogged toilet, was put unto the position of having to explain to my boss that the women could not just use the men's room, because everyone knows there are cooties in there.
4-foot snake loose in the office. I am grateful that I never actually saw him, and also that he seems to have decided on his own to relocate to somewhere else. God, I hope.
Big fight between receptionist and graphics person over whether it was hot enough to turn on the AC. Solved by purchasing fans for graphics office. [Note: If people are coming to blows over whether to turn on AC – it is probably time to turn on the AC.].
Things I have learned since starting the new job:
Do NOT play poker with the Sales Manager. He cheats.
Do NOT think that it is a good idea to wear pretty shoes when you go in to help with inventory on a Saturday. It was hot, and after I was on my feet for 8 hours, ugly and comfortable was sounding awfully good to me.
Do NOT read about the properties of essential oils, and their benefits, because if you are me, and have no impulse control, and they are just sitting right there, you will have to buy ALL of them.
And coming soon, breaking news about my new cat – Millie. Here’s a teaser – is he not unbelievably cute?
And yes, I named a boy cat Millie. He looked very girly to me until he rolled over and I discovered he had testicles. We’ll just pretend its short for Millard, okay?
6:33 p.m. - July 23, 2006
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