sunshine0221's Diaryland Diary
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MY EYES!!
My Eyes!!!!
About a month or so ago, the Mom came home all excited because she had found the most GORGEOUS coat at the thrift store. She went on and on about how great it was, how Kelly�s mom had been with her and agreed she must have it, etc etc.
So I�m thinking this must be some kind of really snazzy coat. Usually I am able to exhibit at least some decorum, but when I first saw THE COAT, my tact completely flew out the window.
Self: OH MY GOD!!!!
Mom: Isn�t it BEAUTFUL!! Everyone says it�s BEAUTIFUL!!
Self: It�s painted. With puffy paint in Native American themes. OH MY GOD!! You can�t wear it in public!!
Mom: But I like it!! Everyone said I should get it!!
Self: Were these sighted people? Do they hate you? There is an enormous INDIAN on the back. IN PUFFY PAINT!!!
Mom: Do not diss the coat.
Self: It is NOT a coat. It is a crime against nature. It has PUEBLOS and POTS, and those concho things with SUEDE LACES sticking out of them!! And it is SIGNED by someone named SHELLY!!
Mom: But I like it.
Self: MY EYES!!!!
I rest my case:
12:50 a.m. - April 15, 2006
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