sunshine0221's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Those Who Can't Do Imitate Those Who Can't Do, Imitate Or more accurately, write a journal entry that refers to other people's even better journal entries. First up - Funniest. Entry. Ever This is some sort of second degree theft, because I found this via someone else's journal - and the cats, the cats! Go towards the light little white cats. Then we have the most perfectly written paragraph ever. The last one. Made me hurt myself laughing, plus so true. Click all of the links on Miss Doxie’s two year retrospective. Seriously, all of them. Best New Year’s Resolutions ever! My favorite: I promise not to use my laser pointer as a way to get my two cats to fight by keeping the dot placed on one of their butts. I was feeling a bit bored one evening, and started reading ICQ profiles. Here are some of the gems that I found: Well okay, maybe quit with the looking then? Or look for stuff that can be found. Or just buy a new one? Just some suggestions. “How many stars over there?” I have no clue. I have better things to do than count stars. And what kind of question is that anyway? Bored with your sex life? Enjoy conversation with women who have different and unusual tastes. I have a very strong fetish for religous women, too! Okay dude. You can’t even spell religious. And I hope that this is the first and last time I read a sentence that has both “religious” and “fetish” in it. Plus talk about overspecializing – how many “religious women” are likely to be interested in being unbored by this guy? ïðèõîäèòå â ìîé äîì,ìîè äâåðè îòêðûòû I think this is Russian, and I am going to pretend that it is an intelligent, well-written profile. So good that it thankfully makes me forget about religious fetish dude. If you have a poor me tail, don’t bother This one took me a second to get. He means TALE. But I did spend a few moments thinking what a “poor me tail” could be. I was kind of picturing Eeyore. Am i supposed to sumarise my life in a sentence or two? Here let me summarize for you – failed spelling and communication. See how easy it is? The weather Now this one could go either way. Could be very cool witty guy with dry sense of humor, or he could just have a weather fetish. Tough call. Por favor, si buscas un marido, aquí no es. Gracias. Okay, Spanish just sounds damn sexy to me. I am going to imagine this one says something romantic and charming. I do not want to know if he is actually making improper advances towards my “buscas” and “maridos”. 1:09 a.m. - February 07, 2006 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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