sunshine0221's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Damn I'm Boring Damn, I'm Boring I realize that it has been a few days since I have posted an entry. During this time, I have come to the horrifying realization that I AM BORING. Case in point - I hurt my neck last week, and it still hurts. Did I hurt myself having sex with the entire high school football team? Hell no. Performing an exotic Yoga pose? Nope. Lifting a car off of a defenseless child? Nope again. I hurt my neck SLEEPING! Yes, I slept wrong, and now my neck hurts. More evidence of my boring-a-tude - I have a new addiction. Nope it's not crack, or meth, or even cigarettes - it's Caribbean food! I just discovered the shibby Caribbean restaurant here in town last week, and already they know me when I call, and the owner gives me menu suggestions. I am not kidding - the food is GOOD. Today I had a jerk chicken wrap with mango salsa and a nice cold cucumber lime juice - and let me tell you - better than sex. By next week I just might be selling my body on street corners for a side order of plantains. Even more evidence - Teeny's life is more exciting than mine. Just this week he almost set the house on fire by tipping over a large floor lamp. He also tipped over his litterbox, killed another roll of toilet paper, escaped and got outside, and last night while I was trying to sleep, made so much noise, that all I could think is that he was building a new wing on the house. And the final evidence that I am a boring, boring person � the most exciting thing I did this week? Gave Spike a butt-bath. I rest my case. 6:24 p.m. - June 24, 2005 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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