sunshine0221's Diaryland Diary
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Garden Porn, Etc.
Garden Porn, Etc.
I heard this on the radio - the 911 call where a women called 911 because her daughter was out of control. And I have to say that I SO want to have the 911 dispatcher's babies. Here is the transcript of the call:
Caller: "The 12-year-old is completely out of control and I, I can't physically...She's as big as I am. I can't control her."
Dispatcher: "O.K., did you want us to come over and shoot her?"
(pause)
Dispatcher: "Are you there?"
Caller: "Excuse me?"
Dispatcher: "Uh, that's a joke."
I want a wholphin Although, I am starting to wonder if all of this interspecies boinking might be a sign of the coming Apocalypse. I mean, first ligers, and now wholphins. What's next? Democrats and Republicans inter-breeding??!!
Around eleven years ago, I purchased a Fruit Cocktail Tree. I couldn't resist. How cool would 5 kinds of fruit on one tree be? The picture in the catalog looked kind of like this:
Except It Was Even Bigger!
After eleven plus years, see below for what my Fruit Cocktail Tree looks like. And last year, rather than producing an enormous crop of 5 different kinds of fruit, it produced 3 deformed plums. I should have realized that something was amiss when, instead of a nice photograph, the catalog had a drawing. Because who in their right mind would buy a really slow-growing tree that after eleven long years, looks like this:
I Am Hoping For Maybe Four Deformed Plums This Year
And now for some Garden Porn:
At the bottom is a Korean Spice Viburnum - it has the most wonderful scent
Close Up of Weeping Crab Apple
Pear Blossoms
Magnolia Tree
Weeping Cherry
And last but not least, some Teeny pictures:
Teeny Climbing the Screen
Teeny Climbing the Screen Again
The Mom's Don't Let the Cat Out Sign - Ironically Shredded By Guess Who?
1:19 p.m. - April 17, 2005
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