sunshine0221's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Diary Dear Diary, No I have not left you for a younger, prettier Blogger or LiveJournal account. I have just been busy, and frazzled, and not in an interesting way that I could write about here. But I am back now and promise to write in you more regularly. Updating More Frequent’ily Hopefully’ily, Lauren
Here's a tip - when there are 6+ inches of snow on the roads and I have to keep running red lights because I cannot stop, and my car does the fishwiggle thing every time I start, and if I use my my brakes or steering the car starts to skid - IT IS TIME TO BREAK OUT THE FREAKING SNOWPLOWS? Kay? Bite Me, Lauren Dear Hair, I am very glad you are getting cut today because you look like a scraggly rodent (with bad hair) died on my head. Kisses, Lauren Dear Teeny, I know you are all full of energy because you have not been outside for a week because you are like your mama and do not like the cold and snow, but would you mind terribly not: Tipping over the trash because there might be something good in there, plus it's fun to play with the stuff all over the floor Swinging on the curtains Flinging your poo out of the litter box Killing paper products Thanks! The Human Who Buys You Cat Food Dear UPS Store Employee: I understand that you are young, and that having employees can be an enormous pain in the patoot, but was it really necessary to drop a herd of F-Bombs and throw boxes when your sullen teenage employee would not help with my package because he was apparently on a break? FedEx’ily, Lauren 3:11 p.m. - December 06, 2005 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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