sunshine0221's Diaryland Diary
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Cat Care Instructions
Cat Care Instructions
Dear Mom:
Thank you very much taking care of Spike and Teeny while I am away for the holidays.
Following are instructions for how to properly care for them:
1. Please use the appropriate flippy sign (see pictures below) for each cat so that you will know who is in and who is out. Teeny says he was almost became a Teenysicle last night because we forgot he was out.
Spikey�s Sign
Teeny�s Sign
3. Don�t Jewish Mother the cats!! The first time I left Spike with you for a week he went from svelte to chubby. Just because the felines tell you they are starving does not mean that they are. Think portion control � the equivalent of 3 mice equals one properly sized meal.
4. Also please note that if allowed to Spike will eat Teeny�s food too. Please supervise mealtime to ensure that this does not happen.
5. Teeny has secret opposable thumbs and can open any door he decides to open. Be warned.
6. Spike is a big boy now, but Teeny gets the midnight crazies about 10 times a day. There is not much you can do other than securing your valuable breakables for the duration. Also keep an eye on computer cords, telephones, and your feet.
Thank you again for catsitting for me,
Lauren
6:43 p.m. - December 18, 2005
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